The Definitive Guide To Linux Freaks in comp.os.linux.advocacy!

The Definitive Guide To Linux Freaks in comp.os.linux.advocacy!

Post by KUTLOZE SC » Wed, 03 Mar 2010 06:18:41

here are some normal and honest linux users in the world. Otherwise linux
would never have achived the 1.0% marketshare that it has. Unfortunately for
linux for every honest user out there we have an idiotic nutjob out on the
loose who's purpose in life is to out-dumb the other dimwit.

These are the worst offenders and the dumbest of the dumb. Beware when
reading anything these loons have to say. Keep this blog as a reference when
reading their crazy rants and you will see just how out of touch with
reality a true linux zealot is.

The "ml2mst" Marti T. van Lin idiot
Marti is a flaming homosexual who brags how his gay lover used to
F*#% his brains out.

ml2mst attempts to make well reasoned sounding posts, but his
obsessions get in the way. He sees trolls and homophobics behind
every reply that disagrees with him. However this is a typical
wellknown COLA lintards tactic.

Dr. Franz-Jozef Hueker was viciously attacked by ml2mst in
alt.os.ubuntu. The combination of Dr. and bad German, was enough
to bring him to the conclusion that it was "yet another troll".
ml2mst is on the "Barnacle list, with persons who haunt usenet by
calling almost anyone who disagrees with them, or offers
dissenting opinions a "troll". In his deluded mind "net kooks" and
trolls are "pursuing" him around Usenet.

He is easily driven to pathetic, useless attempts to NetKKKop
people. He exposes his homosexuality widely across usenet. He
brags about his dead friend Gerard "fucking his brains out",
"Which you silly sissies can't accomplish". He is a COLA regular
wannabe, his attempts to make friends with Roy Schestowitz, Mark
Kent and other COLA liars are pathetic.

The chrisv liar
The dufus who calls himself is for all practical purposes just as
useless as the "Willy Boaster" idiot. His understanding of human
communications is limited to one of two responses:

1 - Fsck you arsehole troll.
2 - *plonk*

In real life he isn't likely to be very bright. He probably has a
job as an "assistant shift manager" at a Burger King. His only
purpose on usenet is to make an honest replier, to a usenet post
look bad. His idiotic plonking behaviour has no limits. He's a
liar too because he bashes MS Windows Vista frequently, despite
the fact that he avoids the question if he has ever used Vista, by
saying *plonk*. He is a typical linux and COLA fuckwit, when
confronted with facts that prove him to be an idiot he resorts to
posting *PLONK*. His vocabulary is very limited, monosyllable and
abusive like most Cola regulars. (plonk, idiot, wintroll, troll,
felcher a.s.o)

The Chris Ahlstrom - Liarsuck liar
This liar has nothing to say or add to the conversation. His posts
are mindless little "one-liners" where he fails at his attempt at
humor. Terms like "Billy Box" are probably funny for small
children but grown-ups quickly tire of such tripe.

He is a typical linux and COLA fanatic in several ways. First of
all is that while he thinks of himself as some sort of "advocate"
he's more of a hypocrite because he write proprietary Windows
software for a living. Then complains how bad Windows and
proprietary software is. Worse yet he can't even convice his own
wife and daughter to use linux who continue to use Windows every

The "High Plains Thumper" liar
A worthless nym-shifting moron who has also posted under all sorts
of "nyms" such as Rafa