Well I'm a newbie and I have it working on far less
and far more successfully than you. Does this mean
you are a total nym shifting windope? Yes.
You need to try some more GNU/Linux liveCDs
and get down to learning.
And then you need to keep repeating these magical
1. A BSOD a day keeps windopes happy and gay
2. You won't pay because you're not gay
3. Developers developer developers!