Here's the Linux version:
Q: I run Mint Linux and I bought a new printer which does nothing when I
plug it in. What can I do to fix this?
A: Is support for the printer complied in your kernel? If not you will need
to compile your kernel.
Q: My new video card has TV and a remote control along with some other
advanced video and audio features. None of them work with Linux.
A: Write the hardware manufacturer and ask them to include Linux support.
You should have checked before assuming support for Linux.
Q: How do I set my path statement so programs will start?
A: Google. There are a million different answers to this one and depending
upon the distribution and shell you may have several options
Q: What is Linux?
A: Good question. If you ever get a reasonable answer, let us know.
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