Waxing lyrical, Linux Sucks did write:
What are you? Four?
Grow up you illiterate astroturfer.
I work on a helpdesk for a large national ISP and half of the problems the
customers need solving are problems with the OS. I get customers who's
Windows machines are overloaded with spyware, adware, trojans, viruses and
The blaster worm is still circulating the internet after half a year, and
90% of customers who re-install Windows XP get it as soon as they plug in
their cable modems, prompting a call to us along the lines of 'My computer
keeps asking to reboot, this didn't happen until I got your service! It's
Another annoyance is the Internet Connection Wizard, which when opening
Internet Explorer only gives you the option of signing up for MSN. So I
have to take them through the 'other' wizard hidden away in the depths of
the start menu to disable it.
If I met Bill Gates, I'd kick his teeth in.
Luckily, I don't have to deal with windows out of working hours, running a
dependable old copy of SuSE here. Funny thing is, I keep trying to switch
virtual desktop on the NT systems at work and it does nothing! Is it a
different shortcut key?! pls help :)