I's better to be fat and a smoker than slim and healthy.

I's better to be fat and a smoker than slim and healthy.

Post by Backwater » Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:34:20


At least in Holland.
Why?
Because fat people and smokers live shorter so less money is spent by
the state on them.
The government should provide free fatty food, free cigarettes, free
*** . And if this not help with state finances what about air
pollution? Free Hummer and petrol to everyone!!!

MH

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