Hi, I'm capin' crunch, the nazi hitler youth movement member and the idiot of this ng!

Hi, I'm capin' crunch, the nazi hitler youth movement member and the idiot of this ng!

Post by CAPIN' CRU » Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:15:08


MY NAME IS CAPIN' CRUNCH AND I AM A SHEEP- *** ING, *** SUCKING MORON
BASTARD.
I WAS IMPORTED FROM FRANCE AFTER MY SCIENTIST FATHERS, BOTH MALE, WERE
KILLED BY NAZIS IN GERMANY. I WAS MADE OUT OF SHIT, IN A GENETIC
ENGINEERING EXPERIMENT.

I AM STUPID, AND IT SHOWS.

I AM ALSO A BLASPHEMOUS BASTARD LOSER!

I WAS ANALLY PROBED BY THE ALIEN OVERLORD XENU MANY YEARS AGO, AND HE
*** D ME WITH ALIEN *** , THEN I GAVE BIRTH ANALY TO MY ONLY SON
I NOW CALL SPANKY DA MONKEY. THUS I AM A MOTHER.

MOTHER OF ALL SHITHEADS! THATS WHY I HAVE NOTHING TO DO BUT TYPE ***
ALL DAY IN NEWSGROUPS AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE TIME I POST, I SIT AT MY
NURSING HOME ALL DAY POSTING FROM EARLY MORNING TO LATE AT NIGHT... I
HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYBODY HATES ME. SPREADING SOME OF MY MISERY IS
ALL I CAN DO TO TRY TO FEEL A LITTLE BETTER INSIDE, WHICH MY SOUL IS
ACTUALLY A TANGLE OF FEAR HATE AND PERVERSIONS.

THE NURSING HOME GAVE ME THIS SHITTY COMPUTER IN ORDER TO GET RID OF MY
CRAPPY PERSONALITY AND IT WORKED.. NOW IM FIGHTING AND HATING ALL THE
WORLD AND I LOWERED THE MEDICATIONS I WAS TAKING BECAUSE MY DOCTORS KEPT
TELLING ME IM CRAZY. WHAT DO THEY KNOW. I HAVE MASTERS DEGREES IN ALL
SUBJECTS KNOWN TO HUMANITY, IM RICH FAMOUS GOODLOOKING AND EVERYONE
SHOULD CALL ME CAPIN' CRUNCH CHRIST THE SAVIOUR OF HUMANITY. AND I DONT
HAVE AN INFLATED EGO OR DELUSIONAL BRAIN EITHER!
 
 
 

Hi, I'm capin' crunch, the nazi hitler youth movement member and the idiot of this ng!

Post by john » Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:19:08

<snip vomited spew of total garbage>

Hi Frank.