Good grief, Charlie Brown, how obnoxious can one person possibly be?

Good grief, Charlie Brown, how obnoxious can one person possibly be?

Post by MikeMandav » Tue, 03 May 2005 05:31:44



where

Hello, Steve.

Christianity is the pre *** religion of the english-speaking
peoples. If you are not a Christian, then Gid bless you. If you are
not a Texan, then I feel sorry for you!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Mike Mandaville
Austin, Texas
 
 
 

Good grief, Charlie Brown, how obnoxious can one person possibly be?

Post by MikeMandav » Tue, 03 May 2005 05:34:09

Correction. God bless you.

 
 
 

Good grief, Charlie Brown, how obnoxious can one person possibly be?

Post by chie » Tue, 03 May 2005 07:24:12

The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet MikeMandaville was standin' in the
doorway saying:





So it is sufficient to be a Catholic and molest little children to be a
Christian, eh? The largest percentage of those "English-speaking
Christians" are Catholic and the "proddys" are only a small offshoot.

It amazes me that texans are able to stand upright, their heads are so big.
Oh!, of course - they are only filled with hot air!

The Relevant chie Archivus
Church of the SubGenius,
Cardinal Chef of the Moneystry of the Politically Incorrect
 
 
 

Good grief, Charlie Brown, how obnoxious can one person possibly be?

Post by that Alask » Tue, 03 May 2005 09:32:59


I'm a transplanted New Mexican and a Buddhist. Remember the
constitution, that pesky old document that allows people to be who they
want to be? Guess what, Mikey boy, I've had an ass full of both
Christians AND Texans trying to do away with it. Crawl back into your
dank little hole now.

--

Evangelists, politicians and diapers
need to be hung up and hosed down often,
all for the same reason.

Fondest Regards, John (tAg)
 
 
 

Good grief, Charlie Brown, how obnoxious can one person possibly be?

Post by Uv » Tue, 03 May 2005 12:01:25


chie? Where the hell have you been???
 
 
 

Good grief, Charlie Brown, how obnoxious can one person possibly be?

Post by chie » Tue, 03 May 2005 14:17:08


the
Precisely. To Hell and back - these *** y godbotherers are quite correct.
There IS a Hell.

JWHW rules over it and Allah is his chief assistant, closely followed by the
Christos and his Spirit. (Yes, Uv, there are Ghosts, both holy and unholy.
The unholy ones just haven't been shot yet). Joseph Smith has a big say in
what happens there as does Mary Baker Eddy.

I was offered a choice between Heaven and Hell but I found out that they
have run out of *** s for us martyrs - or was that satyrs? One or the
other. Anyway, I asked what the problem with Hell was since all the
interesting people were likely to be there and I was told it was so hot it
was really really uncomfortable. I asked if it was hotter that the deserts
in Australia and they said yes, so I knew it was going to be *** y hot.
Apparently they only serve Fosters there so that makes it really unliveable.
Anyway, when I asked about heaven, they said it was the exact opposite. I
chose hell cos I really couldn't stand the thought of spending eternity at
absolute zero.

Anyway, I woke up about then and found a couple of Morons knocking on my
door. I ijnvited them in and about five minutes later There was another
knock on the door and it was some Jehovah's Witlesses so I invited them in
as well. Then I went down to the pub.

Actually - That is a load of old rubbish - I have been working away from my
computer most of the time and so I miss out on a lot. I'll try to be a bit
more regular now (I started eating fibre this morning).

The Relevant chie Archivus
Church of the SubGenius,
Cardinal Chef of the Moneystry of the Politically Incorrect
 
 
 

Good grief, Charlie Brown, how obnoxious can one person possibly be?

Post by rainbowcry » Tue, 03 May 2005 14:39:56


and


and if you are a texan I pity you
 
 
 

Good grief, Charlie Brown, how obnoxious can one person possibly be?

Post by notimpres » Tue, 03 May 2005 17:56:08


I spent over six weeks in Texas back in the sixties. While
it seemed like a nice enough place, I can't see where there
was anything special about it. Certainly not enough special
to have such an obnoxious viewpoint that some Texans
project.

Now, if they were saying those things about Arizona, I would
understand. <G>

NI
 
 
 

Good grief, Charlie Brown, how obnoxious can one person possibly be?

Post by Annett » Tue, 03 May 2005 19:20:05

Maybe Texas will be the first USA Muslim State?
I mean, it only there that I saw men married to their hats / head covering
like the Muslims are - never take it off, not even while dancing or in
restaurants.
:)))
-
Groetnis
Annette
 
 
 

Good grief, Charlie Brown, how obnoxious can one person possibly be?

Post by Cybe R. Wi » Tue, 03 May 2005 21:38:27

On Mon, 2 May 2005 04:56:08 -0400



I spent a month in Texas one night.

Cybe R. Wizard
--
Unofficial "Wizard of Odds," A.H.P.
Original PORG "Water Wizard," R.P.
"Wize(ned) Wizard," A.P.F-P-Y.
Barely Tolerated Wizard, A.J.L & A.A.L
 
 
 

Good grief, Charlie Brown, how obnoxious can one person possibly be?

Post by CRaS » Wed, 04 May 2005 00:32:43


Yeah, I was in Texas once. Went south until I smelled it, then west until I
stepped in it... <G>
 
 
 

Good grief, Charlie Brown, how obnoxious can one person possibly be?

Post by CRaS » Wed, 04 May 2005 00:53:17


NINE WORLD RELIGIONS SIMPLIFIED

Taoism Shit happens!
Confucianism Confucius says: "Shit happens"
Buddhism If shit happens, it really isn't shit!
Zen What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism This shit happened before!
Islam If shit happens, it's the will of Allah!
Protestantism Let shit happen to someone else!
Catholiscism If shit happens, you deserved it!
Judaism Why does shit always happen to us?
 
 
 

Good grief, Charlie Brown, how obnoxious can one person possibly be?

Post by Buff » Wed, 04 May 2005 10:08:44


Ohhhh, boy!!! You're a'gonna get yourself excommunicated, you are!!!
All them thare Texas boys with their big hats are a'gonna come lookin' for
you ... LOL
 
 
 

Good grief, Charlie Brown, how obnoxious can one person possibly be?

Post by rainbowcry » Wed, 04 May 2005 10:21:47

must be way bullshit bill lives there
 
 
 

Good grief, Charlie Brown, how obnoxious can one person possibly be?

Post by Uv » Thu, 05 May 2005 09:12:06


Good to see you again! I was fearing that you went the way of Caleb Hamer!

good luck with the fibre deal. In my experience it just adds bulk, but in
some circles, that's charming in and of itself.