Precisely. To Hell and back - these *** y godbotherers are quite correct.
There IS a Hell.
JWHW rules over it and Allah is his chief assistant, closely followed by the
Christos and his Spirit. (Yes, Uv, there are Ghosts, both holy and unholy.
The unholy ones just haven't been shot yet). Joseph Smith has a big say in
what happens there as does Mary Baker Eddy.
I was offered a choice between Heaven and Hell but I found out that they
have run out of *** s for us martyrs - or was that satyrs? One or the
other. Anyway, I asked what the problem with Hell was since all the
interesting people were likely to be there and I was told it was so hot it
was really really uncomfortable. I asked if it was hotter that the deserts
in Australia and they said yes, so I knew it was going to be *** y hot.
Apparently they only serve Fosters there so that makes it really unliveable.
Anyway, when I asked about heaven, they said it was the exact opposite. I
chose hell cos I really couldn't stand the thought of spending eternity at
Anyway, I woke up about then and found a couple of Morons knocking on my
door. I ijnvited them in and about five minutes later There was another
knock on the door and it was some Jehovah's Witlesses so I invited them in
as well. Then I went down to the pub.
Actually - That is a load of old rubbish - I have been working away from my
computer most of the time and so I miss out on a lot. I'll try to be a bit
more regular now (I started eating fibre this morning).
The Relevant chie Archivus
Church of the SubGenius,
Cardinal Chef of the Moneystry of the Politically Incorrect