In article < XXXX@XXXXX.COM >, Steven Pampling
Many years ago - sighhhhhh !! X-P
I went on an international French course at Tours.
There was a delightful adverti *** t all over the place, it showed a little
boy peeing into a pond or stream. Underneath was the caption,
"Laissez l'eau naturel aux grenouilles."
I said to a French friend, "For an Englishmen, knowing the French love of
wine and knowing a few alternative meanings of words, this ad was very
Having explained it, he got the joke and told me another joke. He must have
been a very good friend !!!
His joke started,
"When God created the world and the universe and all these different
countries, "La France etait si belle," more beautiful than any other
country. So God thought that this was a bit unfair. He thought long and
hard. After a while a broad smile came over his face, he had thought of the
perfect solution ............."
No prizes for getting the right answers ...... zfcing can be just such fun.
Isn't that a good enough prize ?
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