What does antifreeze taste like?

What does antifreeze taste like?

Post by The Magnif » Tue, 16 Nov 2004 11:34:25


I need to know what antifreeze tastes like in case someone at work tries
to poison me. Every Monday morning I take two 32 oz. bottles of
Powerade into the work and put them in the fridge in the breakroom. I
always get Green Squall flavor..........it's the same exact color as
antifreeze. So if someone at work was jealous of me or didn't like me,
they could dump out the Powerade and put in some antifreeze. Then, if I
drank it, I would probably die.

So what does antifreeze taste like? If it tastes anything like Green
Squall Powerade, I might not be able to tell. What about the smell?
What does it smell like?

Thanks.

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What does antifreeze taste like?

Post by No Nam » Tue, 16 Nov 2004 12:41:24

Sun, 14 Nov 2004 21:34:25 -0500 Hey look over there it's The
Magnificent Bastard < XXXX@XXXXX.COM > Oh my god look what
he did, he posted a message on usenet:


People at work already don't like you, they just don't want to throw
their life away for killing some yuppie they work with. To them they
only think of you when your yuppie face is directly in front of their
face. They don't come home and think about you and post messages on
usenet about you.

Hey what do you think they'd think if they knew you were posting about
them on usenet?



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My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

 
 
 

What does antifreeze taste like?

Post by Wavy » Tue, 16 Nov 2004 13:00:23

Mother of Mercy, is this the end of The Magnificent Bastard
< XXXX@XXXXX.COM >?


Bastard, Bastard, Bastard. You're going about this all wrong. Instead
of trying to figure it out *after* they switch the Gatorade with the
Antifreeze (which, no doubt they will), you need to catch them *before*
it happens.

Coat the outside of your Gatorade bottle with a special kind of poison
that burns the skin off the hand of whoever touches it. (Consult your
favourite online Anarchist handbook for the formula, I guess???) Then,
depending on how far away your breakroom is from your workspace, you can
listen for a scream, or else, look around your office before your lunch
break for somewon with the skin burned off the palm of their hands.
This will, not only help you track down the perpetrator (spelling?
thanks), but it will teach them a good lesson about poisoning coworkers.

(Of course, wear gloves before you handle the bottle, wonce you're sure
it's safe to drink.)



You're welcome, friend.
 
 
 

What does antifreeze taste like?

Post by cala » Tue, 16 Nov 2004 13:14:33


From reading your other extremely off-topic posts, especially the one
with the list of overpriced status symbol clothing you bought, I have no
clue why any co-worker would get annoyed with you enough to kill you.
 
 
 

What does antifreeze taste like?

Post by The Magnif » Tue, 16 Nov 2004 13:17:54

On Sun, 14 Nov 2004 22:14:33 -0600, in alt.tv.sopranos, calaf rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -



I think they might want to kill me because they are jealous of my
expensive clothes.



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What does antifreeze taste like?

Post by The Magnif » Tue, 16 Nov 2004 13:22:37

On Sun, 14 Nov 2004 23:00:23 -0500, in alt.tv.sopranos, Wavy G rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -



Great idea. But what if that nice old lady from the finance department
is trying to get to her lunch (she brings it everyday) and has to move
my Powerade out of the way? She'd get the skin burned off of her hand
and if she ever figured out it was because I put poison on my Powerade
bottle, she'd probably go tell the HR lady. And everyone knows that the
HR lady is looking for *any* reason to fire people. I think she's
already got it out for me because a lot of days I wear jeans and you're
only supposed to wear them on "casual" Fridays. When I wear them on
other days, people give me approving nods and the thumbs up sign,
because they know I am screwing up the system............something they
would never have the guts to do.

Do you have any other good ideas?


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What does antifreeze taste like?

Post by No Nam » Tue, 16 Nov 2004 13:41:15

Sun, 14 Nov 2004 22:14:33 -0600 Hey look over there it's calaf
< XXXX@XXXXX.COM > Oh my god look what he did, he posted a message on
usenet:





Nice sarcastic post.

-----
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
 
 
 

What does antifreeze taste like?

Post by h0plibbb_o » Tue, 16 Nov 2004 13:48:08


You have to get them from somewhere.





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What does antifreeze taste like?

Post by The Magnif » Tue, 16 Nov 2004 13:56:57

On Sun, 14 Nov 2004 20:48:08 -0800, in alt.tv.sopranos, =?iso-8859-1?Q?
=B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told -




Notice that I didn't ask you for any ideas?

OH SNAP!



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What does antifreeze taste like?

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What does antifreeze taste like?

Post by weavcowino » Tue, 16 Nov 2004 20:47:29

1) If you can't tell the difference between anti freeze & power aid,
that $hit must be nastier than I thought, I'm a Gatogaid man myself.
2) If your so paranoid that you have to post your fears on the
internet, mabee you need help we can't or are unqualified to give.
3) But we can always try, how 'bout "get a life"
 
 
 

What does antifreeze taste like?

Post by Greg Henr » Tue, 16 Nov 2004 23:37:01


Why don't you do a taste test and let us know?
 
 
 

What does antifreeze taste like?

Post by navykur » Wed, 17 Nov 2004 12:47:34


it's supose to be sweet which is why children and dogs are a risk for
getting poisoned by it.
 
 
 

What does antifreeze taste like?

Post by rudyxhiebe » Wed, 17 Nov 2004 15:17:36


I'm sure this post was not intended to be taken seriously, however
just in case: Ethylene Glycol is lethal, whereas Propylene Glycol is
non-toxic, but that doesn't mean you should even think about doing a
taste test. P.G. is also normally a purplish color. You could use a
test strip or a hydrometer to see if it's antifreez or Gatorade.
 
 
 

What does antifreeze taste like?

Post by rex » Thu, 18 Nov 2004 01:50:06


||> I need to know what antifreeze tastes like in case someone at work tries
||> to poison me. Every Monday morning I take two 32 oz. bottles of
||> Powerade into the work and put them in the fridge in the breakroom. I
||> always get Green Squall flavor..........it's the same exact color as
||> antifreeze. So if someone at work was jealous of me or didn't like me,
||> they could dump out the Powerade and put in some antifreeze. Then, if I
||> drank it, I would probably die.
||>
||> So what does antifreeze taste like? If it tastes anything like Green
||> Squall Powerade, I might not be able to tell. What about the smell?
||> What does it smell like?
||>
||> Thanks.
||>
||
||Why don't you do a taste test and let us know?

I would like to point out that the antidote for ethylene glycol is *** .
So pack a fifth a 100-proof, just in case. For medicinal purposes, of course.

Texas Parts Guy